I just found a new rule

It's the rule of prom dates: He was ugly until he asked you to prom, and now he doesn't look so bad.

It is taken totally out of context from this article from the Boston Globe

hula baby

currently the squidge is 1 1/2 inches tall and can dance the hula ( I saw it on tv) It appears to have 2 arms, 2 legs, ears, nose, eyes mouth etc...correct number of everything in all of the right places.
I asked if they could see any autism. The nurse didn't laugh. Apparently I am losing my touch.

Not-so-Mini-Van

"There is nothing mini about that van" is how my friend put it yesterday. Arghhhh I went from a LandCruiser to a Minivan..that is like losing a leg.